Sixteen shots

I chugged 16 shots of WHITE espresso in 13 SECONDS and stole the iconic Sinclair gas station dinosaur in LA — master chief would be proud

THE ESPRESSO SERIES MUST GO ON — this drink is over 1,000mg of caffeine. originally these videos started with chugging 4 shots from Starbucks, then 6 shots from Dutch Bros, then 8, then 10, then 12, then 14…AND NOW 16 SHOTS OF WHITE ESPRESSO

riding motorcycles, chugging espresso, stealing a 6 foot wide dinosaur, and @halo…what more do you need in life?

AS PER USUAL, THIS VIDEO WAS MADE OUT OF FREE WILL AND PURE LOVE FOR COFFEE — do not recreate any of this

and yes, that is real news footage, which begs the question: what happened to the dinosaur?

“wake me. when you need me.” - iykyk. also, master chief’s birthday was yesterday, so shoutout to 117