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I went to the scene of my NEXT crime — but we didn’t expect security to immediately show up…welcome to part 8 of the dinosaur heist
If you haven’t seen part 7, it unfortunately turns out that the dinosaur is cemented into the ground (which ruined our original heist plans). while this is a challenge, if someone can be built, it can be removed… (and put into my living room)
I hired a concrete contractor that came (without knowing what it was for) to evaluate and quote out the cost to remove the dinosaur from the ground. it’s a little on the pricier side, but a job is a job and this dinosaur needs saved
this is going to have to be a speedy job (probably at night), and we’re also going to need a truck again of some sort because there’s not a chance i can ride my motorcycle with a 12’ dinosaur strapped to my back
welcome to the heist backup plan…to think this all started because of espresso
- Filed
- 2026-04-10

